Surely, These Hearts Are Rusts |
Why, hello! It's very nice to meet you. I'm an 18 year old girl who lives in the Middle of Nowhere with too many books and too little brains. And also a very large radar. |
| Me: | I don't understand any of this math |
| Charlotte: | FARYAL. THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING THE TEACHER SAID AND THE ONLY THING YOU WROTE DOWN WAS 'WHERE'S THE FUDGE' |
| Me: | But see, where's the fudge mea— |
| Charlotte: | I DON'T CARE WHAT IT MEANS |
| Me: | But I— |
| Charlotte: | SHUSH. YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. |
Done blogging for the day. Off to study for my calculus test; wish me luck. Au revoir!
| Kayla: | My Mom keeps jacking my phone and creeping my texts! |
| Mitchell: | Lock it, then |
| Kayla: | Okay, but I'll need to think of a new password... |
| Mitchell: | Whatever you do, don't use "Kayla" |
| Kayla: | No...that's what it used to-- |
| Mitchell: | Yea, it's probably like, "KayKayAllstar" |
| Kayla: | *Turns around and makes indescribable exasperated face* |
| Teacher: | IT IS, ISN'T IT. |
| Class: | BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA |
| Yea. Turns out that KayKayAllstar was, in fact, her password. |
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